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My houseplant asked for space. I gave it the windowsill, and now it only waves when the sun is watching.

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  1. My houseplant asked for space. I gave it the windowsill, and now it only waves when the sun is watching.
  2. I started a band called Free Snacks. We still have no fans, but rehearsals are very well attended.
  3. The stairs and I are in a long-term relationship. It is a lot of ups and downs, and neither of us will move out.
  4. I told my mirror to be honest. It has not been invited to another meeting.
  5. My calendar is optimistic. It keeps setting aside days as if I have that kind of inventory.
  6. I asked the toaster for a raise. It said the work was already popping.
  7. Parallel lines bought matching jackets. They still refuse to meet, but the photos look great.
  8. I left a note for Future Me. Present Me read it early and felt personally addressed.
  9. The fridge light and I only meet during a crisis. We keep it professional.
  10. I gave my umbrella a day off. It rained out of spite, which I respect.
  11. My socks entered the laundry as a pair and came out as a support group.
  12. I asked the clock for more time. It said I was already getting sixty minutes every hour.